Tuesday, February 3, 2009

A small (and constantly updated) list of rants.

Here's some things that really grind my gears, I'm sure some of you feel the same.

-When people say "Ohhh, I can't wait!" Because I'm sure they can.
-When people buy hotdogs but no buns, or vice-versa.
-Vegetarians/Vegans (because it's "healthier").
-Vegetarian/Vegan Recruiters.
-PETA.
-When you don't check the temperature of the shower head water before getting in,
so when you're in on the opposite side of the shower controls, there's a waterfall of lava.
-Hannah Montana.
-When you rip open a bag of cereal abruptly, where each time you pour, some of the poor cereal pieces fall into the abyss that is the bottom of the box.
-When people ask for a favor online, which is immdiately followed by "Thanks!", so you cannot refuse.
-When someone fatter than you gives you diet advice.
-When people make some pictures private on Myspace, even to friends, so only they can view them.
-When people set ALL of their pictures to private on Myspace, so only they can view them.
-When people get denied a job because they are "overqualified".
-Ridiculously large signatures.
-That George Bush still hasn't been shot.
-When people post URL's that aren't linked, so you must copy and paste to view the mentioned website.
-The fact that batteries don't last forever.
-The French (calm down, people FROM France, so it's OK.)
-Opening a DVD case, only to find that another movie resides in it.
-When people don't clear their microwave numbers.
-When people (mostly women) don't clear the damn shower drain after they finished washing off 3 pounds of hair.
-When I am handed the receipt and change at the same time in a bundle.
-People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" I think you already did.
-When you score on yourself in foosball or air hockey.
-Websites with huge pages that require horizontal scrolling.
-When people use their credit cards at a store line, only to find that their balance is zero.
-When people use "We" when speaking about a certain team, like as if they are part of it.
-When people are walking and walk as if they do not want to arrive at their destination.
-How Minesweeper is harder than clearing an actual mine field.
-When students demand from their parents money for getting good grades, which is something they should be doing regardless.
-Those gay Emo kids
-People that still believe we didn't go to the moon.

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